Showing posts with label fermentation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fermentation. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 17

Korean food is a great way to kill time at the unemployment office. Who knew?


Today I waited almost 30 minutes for my name to be called at the Unemployment Office. I spent part of that time thinking about all the other, more useful things I could be doing.  The rest of it was spent writing an ode to kimchi.

O Kimchi, how you thrill me!
Chili-spiked kohlrabi,
Minced-garlic-ginger-macerated mustard greens
Buried in a brown paper bag
In the darkest corner of the dining room.

(I sit, silently beside you,
Tempted but not tasting, salivating and unsatisfied.)

Two weeks we waited while you fermented,
My roommate and I,
Soothing ourselves in the meantime
With kraut and kombucha;
Slowly, systematically we prepared a place in our fridge,
A suitable footprint for a glass gallon jarful of spicy sour (sweet!) greens.

(We sat, longingly beside you,
Sullenly gazing, impatient with waiting.)

Visions of daikon-encrusted chopsticks
Invaded our bowls of bibimbap,
Diminished the pleasures of pachanga,
While we waited for thee,
for room to be free
for you to be stored
for two weeks (or three?)
O, tasty kimchi!

So yeah. That’s what I did at unemployment today…waaaaay more productive than, oh I don’t know, looking for a job!!  (The wait for the kimchi was totally worth it, by the way. Jury’s still out on the wait for a job.)

A few hours later, I sat in my friend's living room watching Howl and was confirmed in my suspicions that a) I write shitty poetry and b) that doesn't necessarily mean people won't like it.

Not bad for a day's work, eh?

Sunday, October 17

Let us now praise fermented grains.

Don’t you make that face at me; this has nothing to do with alcohol.
(…Sheesh! A girl goes wild on one spring break and no one ever takes her seriously again...)

But first: 
Go over to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermentation_(food) and learn about fermentation, the amaaaaazing combination of time and bacteria that transforms my 3 new favorite foods (yeah RBG! Woo!) into a sweet-sour-fluffy-fizzy cornucopia of palate-pleasing, digestive-health-promoting probiotic goodness. (And don’t you make that face at me Paul Bindel: the OED definition was neither informative nor interesting).

That's right, my newest culinary obsession basically involves waiting around for bacteria to eat my food before I eat it.  Just like a baby bird whose mom regurgitates half-digested worms back into its mouth...only less gross. Sort of.
Yep. Totally stoked on bacteria. 
Hey, I’m unemployed, alright? I’m taking what I can get here.

Skeptical? 
Let me tell you a story. I’m starting to miss bread. I’m starting to miss it something awful. Rice is nice, and lord know things in bowls generally please me. But there is something indescribably satisfying about being able to pick up bread-wrapped food with your hands and just stick it right in your mouth.  This is where dosa comes in to the picture.

Dosa is a super-awesome Northern Indian fermented rice pancake batter that is responsible for my gastronomic happiness at least once a day. Here’s how it works:

First you Make the Batter!
Get 3 C white rice and 1 C urad dal (I’ve used mung and red dal too, and both worked fine).
Soak them separately overnight in water.
Drain and rinse them.
Process each into a smooth paste.
Mix together, and add water to make a thin batter.
Add about ½ tsp. vinegar and 1 tsp. salt.
Let rest at room temperature overnight...it's fermenting!


The next day, you should have this (it's fermented!):
You might need to add more water to get it this thin.
At this point you can also add more salt to taste, and minced chilis, garlic, or ginger.

Then, you Cook the Batter!
Heat oil in a heavy, preferably cast-iron pan. (Coconut oil is ideal, and super tasty here…but alas, not part of the RBG program. So I just use veg oil).
Now the tricky part: spread the batter on the pan in a circular motion to make a very thin pancake. You have to be really quick here, because the batter wants to stick and start cooking right away. But don’t worry if it's not that thin. It'll be tasty anyway.
Then the “Oh, I know how this works” part: When the dosa gets sort of solid and bubbly on the top,
you can either a) roll it up with some kind of tasty filling (like curry potatoes. Or chole…yum!) or b) flip it over and cook it on the other side and then use it to scoop up some tasty curry you just invented.
See?

Delicious!

So. Back to the whole fermentation thing. Those 12 hour soaks you give the rice and lentils? During the second one little microorganisms (bacteria!) start to turn some of the starches in the batter into sugars which gives pancakes that have exactly NO leavening in them a light, chewy texture AND (pay attention -- this is important) make it so that after 2 weeks(!) in the fridge the dosa batter is still good.
As a matter of fact, it’s better every time I use it!
That’s right, folks -- dosa gets better with age. 
Like wine. 

Anyway, if you still have any doubts about the amaaaaazing power of bacteria, check this out: http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/bonnie_bassler_on_how_bacteria_communicate.html.  C'mon. It's about talking bacteria. How could you not want to watch it?

PS: Kudos to you if you made it all the way down here. Seriously, you should reward yourself...with a fermented beverage perhaps!

Friday, October 15

2-Week Check-In

It’s been 2 weeks.
2 surprisingly easy, bountiful weeks.
I have learned 3 really important lessons over their course.

1. Creativity helps a lot.
That’s how you discover that there's actually a lot you can do with rice, greens, and beans. Thai salad rolls, for example? Rice paper (rice-duh), fried tofu (beans), and lettuce (greens). Same principal applies to a bunch of other Asian foods. And Indian foods too. And then there's hummus and falafel. And rice-flour biscuits with tempeh gravy (yum!). And so on.
So basically, I'm eating pretty well.
Oh yeah, and coffee? Totally a bean.
(Now, if I can only figure out a way to rationalize all the other ingredients in chocolate I’ll be set, since cocoa comes from beans too.)

2. Friends help a lot.
I could say a bunch of schmaltzy BS here about how everyone’s being really supportive. 
But I’m not going to. 
Instead, I’m going to refer you once again to Post 1, Rule 5, a.k.a the “Free Shit” clause. It's the one where my wonderful, supportive friends take me out for a drink sometimes, or share their delicious dish, or leave something fun on the communal shelf in the fridge and I say, "Oh, hello free non-RGB items. Get in my belly."
And then I say, "Thanks,"to my friends for being so great.
(And maybe a bunch of schmaltzy stuff too, if they play their cards right.)

3. Fermentation F-ing rules.
Tempeh. Miso. Kombucha. Dosa. Sake. Kimchi. Perhaps even rice-flour sourdough? 
Behold—the vast power of bacteria, making my limited culinary life more exciting by the day. 
O bacteria, how I love thee. …Sigh…
(More about that tomorrow.)

PS: Ignore the time stamp (again)! I wrote this yesterday but my internet was broken (Again!).